I'd like a Burban as well

"mcseanerson" (mcseanerson) 09/29/2014 at 00:33 • Filed to: None

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Just make mine this color scheme with a push bar that just says get the hell out of my way.

Kat Callahan > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 00:36

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Ugh. No reasonable private individual needs a vehicle this big. I'd expect you to jump out with machine guns and rocket launchers if I saw you driving behind me.

Big Bubba Ray > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 00:36

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Ah man, I'd kill for one of these. They just look so mean .

mcseanerson > Kat Callahan 09/29/2014 at 00:37

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That's the idea.

mcseanerson > Big Bubba Ray 09/29/2014 at 00:37

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I KNOW! My wife wants a Burban more than I do but I do really like this one.

Kat Callahan > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 00:39

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...well played, Mr. McSeanerson. Well played .

Leadbull > Kat Callahan 09/29/2014 at 00:40

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But 'Muricah.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 00:41

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The amount I want a Denali XL is irrational at best. I drove a 2003 for a while and have loved them ever since.

*drools*

That chrome trim that goes around the first two windows and not the rear though... I would have to paint it black. It looks so off. It just ends, man. Right there in the middle of the car. It just freaking ends!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 00:41

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The GMT900s are just so good looking. Especially in police getup.

Kat Callahan > Leadbull 09/29/2014 at 00:44

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Bah. Jyaaaaaapyaaaaaan.

Zohaibman72 > Kat Callahan 09/29/2014 at 00:44

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WHO NEEDS TO BE REASONABLE WHEN YOU HAVE DEMOCRACY MOTHERFUCKER

Crocket Bernet > Kat Callahan 09/29/2014 at 00:45

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No reasonable private individual needs a small sports car capable of 180 mph, but I'm sure most here would enjoy one of those so they're cool.

Kat Callahan > Zohaibman72 09/29/2014 at 00:47

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Protip, Japan has democracy too, we do it in Keis.

Kat Callahan > Crocket Bernet 09/29/2014 at 00:48

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Oh, well, now, that's totally different.

juananomos > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 00:57

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I guess I get it. I kinda want a Crown Vic w/ the same color scheme for the authority it conveys from a distance. Fuck with those punk teenagers and whut not. But the law enforcement style Suburban just says mid-life crisis to me. Mid-life crisis, but my wife won't let me get a sports car.

mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 01:10

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Yeah they are.

mcseanerson > juananomos 09/29/2014 at 01:19

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This would actually be the wife's car if I got one. I don't know if it's possible for Jalops to have mid life crisis because I don't think we ever stop buying cool cars.

juananomos > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 01:25

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Oh, it's ok in that case then. Women can't have mid-life crises. She'll just look like an extra kewl mom.

StoneCold > Kat Callahan 09/29/2014 at 01:38

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Gaaaaah, that car frustrates me. EDIT: someone close to me is saying Honda corporate is thinking of shelving it until 2017 or something, and all the R&D techs and engineers in Marysville are frustrated as all get up.

FieryGod > Kat Callahan 09/29/2014 at 09:23

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bigger is better right?

Kylemaro > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 10:10

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k5 burbans are so much better, and meaner looking

Vic-in-Norway > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 12:08

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Is that actually a Tahoe, not a Suburban? Looks to have the short rear window, could just be the angle though...

mcseanerson > Vic-in-Norway 09/29/2014 at 12:12

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Might be. I searched for Chevy Suburban police and this was the result.

Vic-in-Norway > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 12:14

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Yeah well, it looks pretty respectable nonetheless. Nobody going to mess with you if they see you driving that, for fear of the unknown. :)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 17:37

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I'm currently looking for a 4x4 winter/camping toy. My wife said something like "I hope you just buy [that one] so you're done and stop looking for them", and I basically promised her that I would still be looking at cars on the internet when I'm 90.

I want to be the 80-year-old guy driving a Caterham in bomber goggles.

mcseanerson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/29/2014 at 17:45

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Don't we all. The nurses at the home will ask us what are these internets and cars we keep going on about are and we'll reply all my friends are dead and dying meanwhile I'm just BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP.

Tohru > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 17:58

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Unfortunately, this BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP will not be from a rotary - instead, it will be from your backside. The nurse sighs to herself as she goes to get another set of Depends.

mcseanerson > Tohru 09/29/2014 at 18:01

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Of course. Like I said cars will be gone when we're all in the home and we will all welcome the sweet release of death so we can be reunited with our loved ones.

Tohru > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 21:16

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My ride's already waiting on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge. Hope she forgives me for what I've done.

These are separated by 24 hours.

mcseanerson > Tohru 09/29/2014 at 21:32

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I know them feels. Scrapped my Gold 740 turbo wagon because the frame rail looked like swiss cheese.

Tohru > mcseanerson 09/29/2014 at 21:55

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The red Escort looked like that in the rockers and the floorboards before I took it off to be crushed. But I didn't like it so no feels there.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson 12/22/2014 at 14:00

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Got a Kinja-lag notification on this - ended up with an '03 Pathfinder. Very happy with it so far!